How to make your own OdiousCensor

Option 1:
Time: 10 - 15 minutes of cutting, Cost: super cheap

1. Download the PDF and print it out on regular paper.
2. Cut the cards out.
3. You'll have to set a timer on your phone. And instead of actually having a buzzer for when somebody uses a censored word you'll just have to yell.

Option 2:
Time: 10 - 15 minutes cutting, Cost: a little bit more expensive

1. Same shit as before, but print on a heavy cardstock. It'll look nicer (you can kinda read the cards through the back on printer paper)

Option 3:
Because you're crazy and have money to burn

1. Pay us $75 (plus shipping) and we'll make a copy for you. Might even include some additional cards. And it will come with a super fancy rubber band to hold the cards together. 

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OdiousCensor Instructions

1. Split into two teams.
2. Choose a team to go first. One member of that team is selected to be the reader for this round. That person should have a stack of cards face down in front of them.
3. When the timer starts, the reader picks a card from the top of the pile. The reader has to get one of the players on his team to guess the word at the top of the card without using any of the censored words on the card (as denoted by the x's in front of them).
4. One player from the other team should be looking over the reader's should to make sure that none of the censored words are used in the description of the word that everyone is trying to guess. The player from the other team gets to buzz the reader if a censored word is used.Buzz when:
   - The reader says any part of any word on the card (you can't say "Cock" or "Slap" to get your team to guess "Cockslap")
   - The reader tries to use a "sounds like" or rhyming word (you can't say rhymes with "Paddy Tissues" for "Daddy Issues")
   - The reader tries to use abbreviations (you can't say "DP" for "Double Penetration")
   - The card says *NO GESTURING and the reader gestures (gesturing is ok if the card does not say otherwise)
5. The reader should put each card their team guesses correctly in one pile and each card they get buzzed on in a separate pile. Keep picking until time runs out. Skipped cards go in the buzzed pile.
6. The guessing team gets 1 point for each word guessed correctly and one point for each word in the buzzed pile. Once the points are counted it's the other team's turn to go.
7. This continues until you get bored. Or go through all the cards. Or the rapture occurs. Cause you definitely aren't making it into heaven.

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